User:SuperM789

I am going to hell and this is why

In this page, I will be going into disturbingly long detail as to why Latias would be my #1 choice for a Pokémon romantic/sexual partner. If you are uncomfortable with this being on Unagipedia or my user page, feel free to have a chat with my secretary.

Height and Weight

First off, Latias is listed in the pokédex as being on average just over 4 and a half feet tall and 88 pounds. Whilst there's no reason to doubt the weight other than it being shockingly light, the height is misleading. The pokédex measures each non-bipedial pokémon differently, especially those that fly. In Latias' case, the 4 foot 7 height is referring to the vertical-only height of Latias in her resting flying position, which is actually more bent forwards than bent up. We can confirm this by comparing Latias' height to Ash's height in Pokémon Heroes. Thus, from nose to tail, Latias would actually be closer to 6-7 feet long. This means that she is the size of a tall adult human, but still exteremely light. This means that you're not awkwardly in love with something half your size like the dumb vaporeon fans, but her light weight makes her easy to carry around and give extra hugs and love towards.

Physique & Psychic

Latias is described as having a body covered with feathers, making cuddling with her not only a passionate moment, but also warm and fluffy. Latias' body shape is far from that of a human, notably missing legs. However, this is made up by the fact that she can fly through levitation. Her mouth being located below her head might make for an awkward pose needed for kissing, but her flying abilities makes this less of an issue. Latias also has access to a vast number of psychic abilities, due to her being dragon & psychic type. For example, in pokédex entries, Latias is said to be very sensitive to others' emotions. This makes it highly likely that showing genuine love towards her will amplify it for the both of you, strengthening the romantic feelings alreayd present between us. Latias also has levitation, which not only allows her to move around at all, but could allow for me to have my own private transportation without traffic, wait times or cost. She also is shown in the movie to have the ability to sight share, sending visions into the minds of people nearby. In the movie, this is used to show to Ash & friends what Latios is currently seeing, but think about the general case. Latias is able to share visions with you. The best scenario for this ability is an easy way to break the language barrier and allow Latias to communicate to me efficiently. Latias would obviously have alot of powerful attacks at her disposal, however I don't see a specific use for them.

Pokémon heroes

In the fifth pokémon movie, Pokémon heroes, Latias is shown to be able to use its magical feathers and psychic abilities to mask herself as other creatures, namely Bianca, a girl from the movie who takes care for Latias. Ash develops a friendly bond with Latias, resulting in a scene near the end of the movie where what appears to be Bianca gives Ash a kiss. Due to this girl not speaking and not sporting her signature beret, it's impossible to prove wether it was Latias or not. But if we accept that it was indeed Latias, this means that she is able to be romantically interested in humans, which is huge news. No other pokémon in official released media has been shown to have romantic feelings towards a trainer, meaning that for every other pokémon species, bonding romantically with it is purely hypothetical.

Personality

Next up, I want to talk about Latias' personality. If you go and look up official Latias art, you would notice that in nearly every single image, she looks happy, content and overjoyed. She always tries her best to sport a great smile on her face. She's a joyful creature full of love and innocence. Compare this to Latios, who always looks grumpy and pissed off, and you might see why I'm making a point of this. After all, they say that personality is the most important factor. And here, Latias' personality is exactly what i yearn for. She feels exactly like someone who would love to love.

The Harkness Test

Finally, Latias is one of the few pokémon that pass the Harkness test. Both of the criteria that most other pokémon fail at are "Does it have human intelligence or greater" and "Can it talk/communicate with language". These 2 criteria are both found within Latias, as can be seen in her pokédex description from pokémon sapphire, her game of origin. In it, Latias is described as "Highly intelligent" and "Capable of understanding human speech". Being capable of understanding human speech is already a grand leap over any other animal here on earth, and so I believe it is safe to assume that Latias' psychic abilities along with her power to transfer images to the minds of other and understand human language is enough of an indecator to not only check off the speech clause of the harkness test, but also the intelligence one.

Conclusion

In conclusion, Latias is one of if not the best pick as a pokémon partner, due to her cute physique, loveable personality, compatible interest and ability to give and understand consent.